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The
Pump
Machine.

To pay these callers $2.9M in checks, followers pushed three-quarters of a billion dollars through the machine. The ones who bought after the call walked away down 42%.

◆ THE FLOW · follow the money, all-time, whole roster

Followers pour in
~$733M
real on-chain volume through these coins
(tracked wallets, a floor · $541M to $755M)
every trade skims a ~1% fee, ~$7.3M in all, and the fee is the whole point. it splits ↓
→ Pump keeps
~$4.5M
the rest of the fee, after the callers' cut
→ The callers
$2.9M
creator-reward checks, a 39% share of that fee, not a separate pool
→ Snipers & dumps
$2.05M
off-SOL extraction, traced
→ Dead curves
~$39M
evaporated on coins that no longer trade
What the post-call crowd keeps
−45%
of every SOL they put in, after the front-runners take their cut

◆ THE RECEIPTS · what the machine actually produced

1/174
callers who ever left their crowd green. The rest bled it or drew no one.
59
"NO MOTION", callers pump paid, whose calls almost nobody traded.
9.5%
of all called coins were pre-bundled, an insider cluster bought in before the call.
9 sec
the fastest caller's median time to sell, after telling you to buy.
~$7.3M
in fees alone followers paid to feed the machine, before a single trade loss.
$2.05M
sold off-SOL, into USDC pools, invisible to every native-SOL tracker.
−24%
his actual recurring followers (20,353 wallets that bought 3+ of his calls) lost $5M to $7M, the real cost to the people who actually follow him.

◆ THE SETUP · who's actually taking the risk

Nobody in this machine is betting on the price.
Except you.

◆ THE LIE
"His calls hit 1.3x, and 82% go green."
Every "max multiple" you have seen, pump's and everyone else's, is built on two things that never happen: that you bought at his price, and that you sold at the exact top. Here is what happens when a real person tries.
+215s
the "peak" is a spike this long after you're in, gone in seconds, not a level you can calmly sell into
under 40%
of the time a follower on a real take-profit rule finished green, even on the calls that had a window at all
22%
of the entire wave is one 1-SOL exit. at size you ARE the sell pressure. you crash the peak reaching for it
red
the median follower's actual realized result. the "82% win rate" is a number no human can execute
Pump.fun THE HOUSE
Takes a fee on every buy, every sell, every panic. Volume is the product, price is irrelevant. It gets paid when you buy, and it gets paid again when you sell. Moons or goes to zero, the house collects.
Risk: NONE
The caller THE SHILL
Staked and paid by pump for transactions, not for being right. Buys before the call, sells before you've refreshed. Paid if he sends it. Paid if he fuds it to zero. He's short the thing he told you to buy.
Risk: NONE
You THE MARK
You bought because he called it. You thought a call meant "up." It meant "volume." You're the only one in the whole machine who actually needs the price to rise.
Risk: EVERYTHING

They get paid on your volume. You bet on the price, the one number none of them are trying to move up.
You're not playing the game. You're what the game is played with.

terminal.lemonbob.net · every caller has a receipt

Volume and fees are measured from real on-chain trades by tracked wallets, a floor on true volume, at pump's ~1% bonding-curve fee. The $2.9M in creator-reward checks is a 39% share of those fees, not a separate pool. A caller’s actual recurring followers, the wallets that buy 3 or more of his calls, lost −24% ($5M to $7M across 20,353 follower wallets), realized on-chain and re-marked for dead-bag liquidity (a caller wallet, pre-call snipers and bot flips all excluded). Pump payouts and off-SOL caller extraction are kept separate from the follower trade cohort.

◆ FRESH DATA LANDED